Getting our passports...

It was quite the party. 9 people. 100 square feet. 1.4 hours.







"I swear I am not a Muslim terrorist disguised as a mild mannered, sarcastic white girl who cares for kids with special needs. Amen."



"I swear I am not Jack Bauer"



"I swear my hair really is blond"



"I'm too young to swear. Daddy swears for me. But only if he's really mad"







"I swear I'll never get fat again"



"I swear I hate getting my renaissance portrait taken"





"I swear I really am a Jones"



"I swear this is so boring I'm going to kill myself. But only in the consulate"





You should see my pecs